Stoner Quotes that make you think
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Here are the best stoner quotes 2022:
- Why cry when you can smoke? -AJQUOTES
- You either love weed, or you’re wrong.
- “Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.” ― Richard Neville
- Blaze like a local.
“I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints. And then I smoke two more.”
– Sublime
Relationship status: In love with my bong.
Happy Stoney Sunday / Terpy Tuesday / Wednesday!
“Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.”
– Kurt Vonnegut
- Blowing some clouds of [strain] in the air.
- Changing the forecast with these clouds.
- The more nugs, the merrier
“By regulating marijuana, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people.”
– Sal Albanese
Nugs, not drugs
Don’t sweat it. Just keep blazing.
“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”
– Martha Stewart
- Roll it up. Smoke it up.
- Shut up and smoke.
- This is what dreams are made of.
- “Hashish will be, indeed, for the impressions and familiar thoughts of the man, a mirror which magnifies, yet no more than a mirror.”
– Charles Baudelaire
Stoner since birth.
All (s)he does is smoke, smoke, smoke.
Thank you, next strain.
“I’ve been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and … I think it’s a tremendous blessing.”
– Lester Grinspoon
When in doubt, smoke it out.
It’s CANnabis, not CAN’Tabis
I was born with a bong in my hand.
“I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.”
– James Franco
My blood type is THC.
There’s blood in my cannabis stream!
My birthstone is a cannabis seed.
“I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.”
– James Franco
Smoke more, talk less.
when things get rough, smoke about it.
When life hands you mids, make edibles.
“I know you’re supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don’t do the other stuff, but weed is good.”
– Kevin Smith
I like big nugs, and I cannot lie.
I like my weed like I like my music: Loud.
Sorry, my weed is too loud. Couldn’t hear you.
Weed’s so loud, neighbors made a noise complaint.
“A friend with weed is a friend indeed…”
― Pops O’Donnell
Hail to the dank!
This is how I roll.
Couples who smoke together, stay together
“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”
– Barack Obama
Smoke your heart out!
When I die, bury me with my bong.
In dank we trust.
“Writing to me is like hitting the herb. No problems, Mon. No worries.”
― A.K. Kuykendall
Kief me alone.
Be-leaf in yourself.
Good vibes only.
“Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt.”
– Tupac
High everyone.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy weed. And, that’s kind of the same thing.
I followed my heart, and it drove me to the dispensary.
“Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you don’t need to show me any data.”
– Greg Scott
“If you grew up in the 60’s or 70’s, and didn’t do drugs I don’t trust you.”
– Danny Danko
Stoner Quotes Words of wisdom 2021
- Never settle just for just one bowl.
- Yeah, I like to bowl. And by “bowl” I mean I like to pack bowls.
- Yeah, I believe in Heaven. I’ve been to a dispensary.
- “We talk to each other in code. We said that 420 was a special number. It was a time. It was a date. It was a symbol for what we did for passive resistance.”
– Rick Cusick
“It makes me feel the way I need to feel.”
– Snoop Dogg
Inhale the good, exhale the bad.
I will marry Mary.
I cannot complain when I’ve got Mary Jane.
Smoke like nobody’s watching.
“You know what I’m really tired of is people getting arrested for the possession of marijuana. It’s just a plant. It makes no sense.”
– Madeline Martinez
Lit as fireworks on the Fourth of July.
Things that are baked: Cakes, pie, cookies, me. . .
BRB: It’s time to blaze.
“Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.”
– Melissa Etheridge
Home is where the bong is.
She has fire in her soul, grace in her heart, and smoke in her lungs.
You like me better when I’m high. You just don’t know it.
Not everyone has to like weed. I can’t force you to have good taste.
“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.
– Bill Lee
Weed is a vibe nobody can replace.
Weed will never cheat on you.
Not everyone likes weed, but not everyone’s opinion matters.
“Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.”
– Kid Cudi
Smoke like a pro.
Should I smoke or should I smoke?
Do you think weed is awesome or are you wrong?
Does my weed hurt your ears?
You know what I’m really tired of is people getting arrested for the possession of marijuana. It’s just a plant. It makes no sense.”
– Madeline Martinez
Stoned never looked so good.
I only accept apologies in weed.
Stoned lil’ thang.
I’m not a short stoner. I’m concentrated THC!
“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”
My happy place is the dispensary.
I need vitamin THC.
The weatherman didn’t call for clouds, but here we are.
“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”
– Martha Stewart
All I need is cannabis and coffee.
A joint a day keeps the doctor away.
Borned to be stoned.
Highest in the room.
“Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation – from the writers of the world’s religious masterpieces to our most irreverent satirists.”
– Jack Herer
You can find me at the dispensary.
Gone smokin’.
Got dabs?
Love me or hate me, either way I’m gonna smoke.
Livin’ that cannabis life.
. Sleep, smoke, eat, repeat.
“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics … dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey – it’s an assistant – a friend.”
– Louis Armstrong
I like to live dangerously. I wake and bake with indica.
I smoke on the first date.
Smoking with me is a date.
“I got high, and forgot I wasn’t supposed to get high.”
– Ricky Williams
Work hard, smoke harder.
When I’m at the dispensary, I’m at home.
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