Stoner Quotes

Here are the best stoner quotes:

  • Why cry when you can smoke? -AJQUOTES
  • You either love weed, or you’re wrong. 
  • “Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.” ― Richard Neville
  •  Blaze like a local.


 “I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints. And then I smoke two more.”

– Sublime 


 Relationship status: In love with my bong.

 Happy Stoney Sunday / Terpy Tuesday / Wednesday! 

“Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.”

Kurt Vonnegut

  •  Blowing some clouds of [strain] in the air. 
  •  Changing the forecast with these clouds. 
  •  The more nugs, the merrier 


“By regulating marijuana, we can put black market drug dealers out of business and eliminate the rebellious allure that attracts young people.”

Sal Albanese


 Nugs, not drugs 

  Don’t sweat it. Just keep blazing. 

“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”

Martha Stewart


  • Roll it up. Smoke it up. 
  •  Shut up and smoke. 
  •  This is what dreams are made of. 
  •  “Hashish will be, indeed, for the impressions and familiar thoughts of the man, a mirror which magnifies, yet no more than a mirror.”

Charles Baudelaire

 Stoner since birth. 

 All (s)he does is smoke, smoke, smoke. 

 Thank you, next strain. 

“I’ve been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and … I think it’s a tremendous blessing.”


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