Stoner Quotes

Lester Grinspoon

 

When in doubt, smoke it out. 

  It’s CANnabis, not CAN’Tabis 

 I was born with a bong in my hand. 

“I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.”

James Franco

 

 My blood type is THC. 

 There’s blood in my cannabis stream! 

 My birthstone is a cannabis seed. 

“I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.”

James Franco

 

 Smoke more, talk less. 

when things get rough, smoke about it. 

 When life hands you mids, make edibles.

“I know you’re supposed to tell kids not to do drugs, but, kids, do it! Do weed! Don’t do the other stuff, but weed is good.”

Kevin Smith

 

 I like big nugs, and I cannot lie. 

 I like my weed like I like my music: Loud. 

 Sorry, my weed is too loud. Couldn’t hear you. 

 Weed’s so loud, neighbors made a noise complaint. 

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed…”

Pops O’Donnell

 

Hail to the dank! 

 This is how I roll. 

 Couples who smoke together, stay together 

“When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.”

Barack Obama

 

 Smoke your heart out!

When I die, bury me with my bong. 

 In dank we trust. 

“Writing to me is like hitting the herb. No problems, Mon. No worries.”

A.K. Kuykendall

 

 Kief me alone. 

 Be-leaf in yourself. 

 Good vibes only. 

“Stop killing each other man. Let’s just smoke a blunt.”

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