Stoner Quotes



High everyone. 

 Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy weed. And, that’s kind of the same thing. 

 I followed my heart, and it drove me to the dispensary. 

 “Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you don’t need to show me any data.”

Greg Scott

“If you grew up in the 60’s or 70’s, and didn’t do drugs I don’t trust you.”

Danny Danko


Stoner Quotes Words of wisdom 2021

  •  Never settle just for just one bowl. 
  •  Yeah, I like to bowl. And by “bowl” I mean I like to pack bowls. 
  •  Yeah, I believe in Heaven. I’ve been to a dispensary. 
  • “We talk to each other in code. We said that 420 was a special number. It was a time. It was a date. It was a symbol for what we did for passive resistance.”

Rick Cusick

“It makes me feel the way I need to feel.”

Snoop Dogg

 Inhale the good, exhale the bad. 

 I will marry Mary. 

I cannot complain when I’ve got Mary Jane. 

Smoke like nobody’s watching. 

“You know what I’m really tired of is people getting arrested for the possession of marijuana. It’s just a plant. It makes no sense.”

Madeline Martinez

Lit as fireworks on the Fourth of July. 

 Things that are baked: Cakes, pie, cookies, me. . . 

 BRB: It’s time to blaze. 

“Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.”

Melissa Etheridge

Home is where the bong is. 

 She has fire in her soul, grace in her heart, and smoke in her lungs. 

 You like me better when I’m high. You just don’t know it. 

 Not everyone has to like weed. I can’t force you to have good taste. 

“It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned.

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