Stoner Quotes

Bill Lee


Weed is a vibe nobody can replace. 

 Weed will never cheat on you. 

 Not everyone likes weed, but not everyone’s opinion matters.

“Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.”

Kid Cudi


 Smoke like a pro. 

 Should I smoke or should I smoke? 

 Do you think weed is awesome or are you wrong? 

 Does my weed hurt your ears? 

You know what I’m really tired of is people getting arrested for the possession of marijuana. It’s just a plant. It makes no sense.”

Madeline Martinez


Stoned never looked so good. 

 I only accept apologies in weed. 

 Stoned lil’ thang. 

 I’m not a short stoner. I’m concentrated THC! 

“The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.”

Carl Sagan


My happy place is the dispensary. 

 I need vitamin THC. 

The weatherman didn’t call for clouds, but here we are. 

“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”

Martha Stewart

All I need is cannabis and coffee. 

 A joint a day keeps the doctor away. 

 Borned to be stoned. 

 Highest in the room.

“Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation – from the writers of the world’s religious masterpieces to our most irreverent satirists.”

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