Valentine’s Day Quotes 2021

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes & Messages

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    “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

– Charles M. Schulz, Cartoonist

    “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

– Rita Rudner, Comedian

    “To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”

– Oscar Wilde, Playwright

    “True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.”

– Erich Segal, Author

    “I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.”

– Walt Disney, Animator

    “Love is a grave mental disease.”

– Plato, Philosopher

    “I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”

– Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress

    “It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”

– Laurence J. Peter, Educator

    “Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.”

– Jim Gaffigan, Comedian

    “Love is what you’ve been through with somebody.”

– James Thurber, Cartoonist


    “What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.”

– Pearl Bailey, Actress

    “Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position.”

– Christopher Marlowe, Playwright

    “If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” 

– Lily Tomlin, Actress

    “Look, there’s no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”

– Fernando Pessoa, Poet

    “Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.”

– Jules Renard, Author

    “Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.”

– Jonathon Swift, Political Satirist


Valentine’s Day Quotes 2021

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